A Sa Jerag Taluna on the warpath: Aria!

Now and then, we all are in the mood for a !DARE!...for those who are not Taluna, aria lets you share in her adventure that she forwarded to me like a little report in IMs, so typical of life in the jungles!

after meditating in the early mornins sun about the harsh life in the jungles….she begins her war with a strategic wardance…

[19:05] aria Easterwood: so we arent talunas anymore we are savages?
[19:06] aria Easterwood: thats like sooo fuckered up
[19:06] Larah Oh: hu?
[19:06] Larah Oh: what do you mean?[19:07] aria Easterwood: ppl calling us savages and someong killing a random person who happens to be my friend lol
[19:07] aria Easterwood: iknow itsonly rp and 24 hrs but
[19:07] aria Easterwood we give well smiggs group gets a lot i bet she will get alot of shit for someone killingsomeone
[19:08] aria Easterwood: over a no trade
[19:08] Larah Oh: we are no savages...savages by the books do exist
[19:08] Larah Oh: but they live in the barrens
[19:08] Larah Oh: whoever calls us savages did not read the books
[19:09] aria Easterwood: those 2 guys that were there in lovers acouple mins ago
[19:09] aria Easterwood: and he said im btb gorean
[19:09] aria Easterwood: meh w/e

the brave Taluna picks up her bow and her battle gear…and readies herself for war!

[19:10] aria Easterwood: do you have an lm where maddog is i wanna pay him a visit :P
[19:11] Larah Oh: maddog told me he left gor, Sis
[19:12] Larah Oh: maddog thunder that is
[19:12] aria Easterwood: wat
[19:12] aria Easterwood: hes profile says hes still in it
[19:12] Larah Oh: he said so to me
[19:12] aria Easterwood: hes still in it
[19:12] aria Easterwood: i just asked him D;
[19:12] Larah Oh: I m sorry...talk to him and ask him if he s back
[19:13] aria Easterwood: hes in luna
[19:15] Larah Oh: oh ok
[19:15] Larah Oh: I m happy maddog is back
[19:15] aria Easterwood: i didnt know he left i mean i left too sorta lool
[19:16] Larah Oh: true....:(

She sets up her goal…honour and bravery!

[19:17] aria Easterwood: ima find their fort and plant a fun flag lmao they are leaving to go somewhere lmao
[19:18] Larah Oh: giggles

but then…typical for war on Gor…the prey is evasive and sneaky…and tries to avoid the Huntress of the Jungles…

[19:26] aria Easterwood: oh god i dont know which one it is lmao D;
[19:26] Larah Oh: you are in the wrong one?
[19:26] Larah Oh: laughs
[19:28] aria Easterwood: is luna and deslisea or w/e the same thing
[19:29] Larah Oh: I really don t know where he lives now, aria
[19:29] Larah Oh: last I met him was in battle in schendi
[19:32] aria Easterwood: hes in
[19:32] aria Easterwood: deslira group now changed a lot

the proud and wild Taluna carefully approaches the battlefield…following the scent of her prey, guided by her honed instincts, years of experience in many wars:

[19:34] aria Easterwood: oh someone is up there D:
[19:34] Larah Oh: giggles
[19:34] aria Easterwood: aria Easterwood hears some doors opening and closes and just stays at the bottom holding onto her grapple and rope looking upwards..
[19:34] aria Easterwood: lulz
[19:35] Larah Oh: giggles...you are DARING sis
[19:35] aria Easterwood: they arent really supposed to hear that thats what imdoing not saying anyting LOL
[19:35] Larah Oh: hehe

the fierce Taluna circles her prey...considering the angle of the sun to be in her back…and the long grass hiding her tanned body gliding noiselessly nearer...using every tactical advantage the land offers:

[19:36] aria Easterwood: hes like radar emerald pretty close to me D:
[19:36] aria Easterwood: meh i dont hear doors so i dont reallly knwo if hes gone or not D;
[19:36] Larah Oh: giggles...then be careful
[19:36] aria Easterwood: i hate that cuz radar i do now lmao
[19:39] aria Easterwood: its too damn short
[19:39] aria Easterwood: D;
[19:39] aria Easterwood: lmao
[19:39] aria Easterwood: ill have to jump D;

despite second thoughts…NOW is the time when she will jump! her heart pounding:

[19:39] Larah Oh: need a ladder?
[19:40] aria Easterwood: like i cant i had to like rp that off the docks lmao
[19:40] aria Easterwood: grrr lmao
[19:40] Larah Oh: true...
[19:40] Larah Oh: go back to the docks and rp a ladder?
[19:40] aria Easterwood: they just left on a raid so i cant go back there they might be back soon D;
[19:41] aria Easterwood: omfg
[19:41] aria Easterwood: im in
[19:41] aria Easterwood: and imtotally whispering now lmao
[19:42] aria Easterwood: omg i need to find mads omg ppl omg ppl omgogmgomggomgomgogmgmo

the prey suddenly becomes aware of the Huntress…and PREPARES for battle! CAREFUL, Taluna of Gor!

[19:42] aria Easterwood: PPL ARE HERE OMFG
[19:42] Larah Oh: laughs...
[19:42] Larah Oh: run!
[19:43] aria Easterwood: oh shit
[19:43] aria Easterwood: omgggggggggg
[19:43] aria Easterwood: i soo hear them lmao
[19:43] aria Easterwood: im frekaing
[19:45] aria Easterwood: OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMORE PPL CAME LMAO OMGGGGGGGGGG

then with the shrill warcry of the feared Talunas of Sa Jerag she LIFTS her spear and FIGHTS!

[19:46] aria Easterwood: aria Easterwood screams as she gets her bow out, "OMG MORE PEOPLE," tries to get them all highly doubting she would ever do that only hearing one damned door and seeing about 4 people, drops down and as she's hit quite alot..
[19:46] Geni Morane: over here

the warcry is causing a massive confusion, people yelling and confusedly running here and there as it must be an ARMY that attacks!!!!!

[19:46] aria Easterwood: yes but id totally hurt my ass jumping from the fort lmao
[19:47] aria Easterwood: ahhaha
[19:47] aria Easterwood: they came back too fast lmao
[19:49] aria Easterwood: oh joy you know im gonna totaly get killed i shot her and shes preggo now how the hell im i supposed to know hat i hit anything that moves lmao
[19:49] aria Easterwood: and i dont read profiles
[19:50] aria Easterwood: well this is soo good lmao
[19:50] aria Easterwood: i can see what they have so i have ideas on what to make lmao

Suddenly and unexpectedly the proud Taluna of Sa Jerag is in peril herself…poor her…will she survive ??

[20:01] aria Easterwood: im bulding gorean rp shit now and idk i dont have any damn items anymore D;
[20:01] aria Easterwood: i swear rp has totally changed
[20:01] aria Easterwood: they dotn keep anyone anymore its wierd
[20:02] Larah Oh: yes...you are right
[20:02] aria Easterwood: they arelike ok i dont want to rp tonight release her hello not in gor youd never do that lmao

with soothing words the cunning Huntress of Gor calms the prey…and the dust settles…and the Taluna picks up her spear…whipes the dust from her leathers…

A lucky day for a brave Taluna…a lucky day for the tribe!

And a busy scribe takes note for the next wardance…the story of a hunt…Thank you aria, that you let us be part of it!!!

(editors note, as reported via IM:
[19:51] Larah Oh: hey sis may I publish your report?
[19:51] aria Easterwood: omg what report lulz
[19:51] Larah Oh: laughs..what you told me
[19:52] aria Easterwood: ogm idc lmao
[19:52] aria Easterwood: omg*)

this truly happened. Chronicles of Sa Jerag, 25th of April 2010