other blogs

ok, I love reading blogs…here s one that made me giggle:

“we had lots of turmoil this weekend, due to our lieutenant who made a walk over Gor and instead of achieving fame or doing anything sensitive he came back with some Hinterwald cattle from some forest in Torcadino, a Taluna. Instead of working on some some new karma level due to these massive grasshoppers called priest kings he triumphantly returned to Lydius with this complaining hobgoblin on a leash. His initial enthusiasm was only cooled down a bit after I charged him for incessant use of a city kennel…I mean, the city needs some tax income?!

Since everyone was soon convinced that a naked savage is unteachable it was decided to sell her back to the tribe where she came from. We all went to the forests, including the savage, but the negotiations were lengthy, red caste is slow anyways. However even after endless negotiations no reasonable price could be agreed on, or in other words: To our disappointment the treehuggers did not want to have her back…therefore the red caste offered to feed her to the sleen, but I intervened and purchased her for five coppers as a present for someone I know but the plan was thwarted since the forest cow had eaten the plants in the tea- house and ruined her stomach or rather rumen…who knows the biology of a Taluna? and was put into the torcadino kennels where she fled due to locks that never worked…however the day was fun as we went visiting friends… “

[poorly translated, massively shortened and dramatically changed from: https://eatsbluecrayon.wordpress.com/2010/06/ ]